An edited R-rated version of the film was released on DVD on July 11, 2006.
Cast of pirates 2005 movie#
The film was initially released as a three-disc DVD set (the movie on a standard video DVD, the movie again in a high definition (720P) Windows Media format, and a special features disc priced as high as $70. The owners of the ship were not aware of the true nature of the film as they were advised that the film being made was a " Disney-type pirate film for families", a mistaken notion that would continue in video stores after its release. Several scenes were shot on board the Bounty II, a replica of HMS Bounty, in St. It also included an original music score, later released on a separate soundtrack CD, and was mastered in Dolby Digital 5.1 surround sound. The production was shot using high definition digital video cameras and featured over 300 special effects shots. Tommy Gunn as Captain Eric Victor Stagnetti.Stagnetti finds the secret "staff" unlocked by Isabella's husband Manuel.Īfter the crew escapes the spawn of darkness summoned by Stagnetti, their ship engages Stagnetti's in battle, ending Stagnetti's reign as a pirate. Reynolds and his crew go hunting for Stagnetti, who tries to find a map that leads to a powerful secret on an island somewhere in the Caribbean Sea. When they save a young woman named Isabella from drowning, she tells them that her husband's ship has been destroyed by the feared Captain Victor Stagnetti and his crew of cutthroat pirates. Only his first officer Jules believes in him. He does not consider himself a great commander, and neither does most of his crew. Ted's Evaluation - 1 of 3: You can find something better to do with this part of your life.In 1763, Captain Edward Reynolds is hunting pirates, or at least trying to do so. He acts, and it even carries over to what he does with his member. Only in this case, the sex has nothing much to do with the story the story is presumably something to entertain you in between titillations. There's a standard vocabulary: this and then this and then that. The same sorts of limits apply, even the same time periods.
It isn't real sex at all, instead a sort of performance, a display put on for the audience like a song. The story chugs along until it is time for sex.
Then it shifts back and the people on the street stop being a chorus and again become passers by. Then reality shifts and you enter a song, which may have some relationship to the story or not. That's where the story chugs along until hitting a tripwire. Porn movies like this follow the model of movie musicals (based on stage musicals). Seen one saucersized aureole, you seen em all. The blonds (all blonds!) all looked and acted the same, having gotten their boobs at the same store. With a little bit of attention, this could have been a good movie and maybe even a hit. One actor alone in this (Evan Stone) is good, but he is very good, on the level of the pros in theater films. The writing is very clever, with some great lines. So I anticipated this with some rather high expectations. It was actually a movie (a good one) and porn (S&M) where the two blended well. The only porn film I've seen in the modern era that impressed me was "Fashionistas" and that really did. But the modern stuff is just plain boring, visually and every other way. And you'll often stumble across really intelligent films made by folks with clever ideas that could only get funded if there is panting and jizz in them. Oh, there's porn films from the 70s that really impress, some of them. Porn baffles me, because it is so popular. It fascinates me to see, literally see what works.
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